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Jul 23

mettimasurbeqsu:

broccoliavenger:

meulins-choice-ass:

87daysbefore:

me: 

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you:

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Lemon is someone out  theres favorite.

thats the most uplifting thing ive read all day

lemon is the best

I like lemon actually strawberry is my least favorite.

Jul 23
Jul 23

novelteathought:

strivingking:

When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like

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okay but the guy in blue gets up and hold onto the back of the red guys shirt like a small child or perhaps a duckling

Jul 23
Jul 23

quote

Ten rape prevention tips:

1. Don’t put drugs in women’s drinks.

2. When you see a woman walking by herself, leave her alone.

3. If you pull over to help a woman whose car has broken down, remember not to rape her.

4. If you are in an elevator and a woman gets in, don’t rape her.

5. When you encounter a woman who is asleep, the safest course of action is to not rape her.

6. Never creep into a woman’s home through an unlocked door or window, or spring out at her from between parked cars, or rape her.

7. Remember, people go to the laundry room to do their laundry. Do not attempt to molest someone who is alone in a laundry room.

8. Use the Buddy System! If it is inconvenient for you to stop yourself from raping women, ask a trusted friend to accompany you at all times.

9. Carry a rape whistle. If you find that you are about to rape someone, blow the whistle until someone comes to stop you.

10. Don’t forget: Honesty is the best policy. When asking a woman out on a date, don’t pretend that you are interested in her as a person; tell her straight up that you expect to be raping her later. If you don’t communicate your intentions, the woman may take it as a sign that you do not plan to rape her.

— (via eatpraylonely)
Jul 23

4saken2burn:

sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

teaandbenedictcumberbatch:

sweatercrab:

floozys:

i think they should release a fashion magazine but instead of models use cats and instead of tips on how to lose weight, tips on how to gain cats, and instead of listing reasons why boys don’t like you, list reasons why cats are more important than body shaming and self hatred

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YES

Would you call it a catalogue?

GET OUT

I agree.

Jul 23
365daysofhorror:

tracyvanity:

I love nursery rhymes.

Fun fact. Mary Had a Little Lamb was a real person and lived in Sterling, Massachusetts which is near where I grew up. Also, I’ve been to her house which burned down and is haunted as fuck.
Hooray small town New England :-/

365daysofhorror:

tracyvanity:

I love nursery rhymes.

Fun fact. Mary Had a Little Lamb was a real person and lived in Sterling, Massachusetts which is near where I grew up. Also, I’ve been to her house which burned down and is haunted as fuck.

Hooray small town New England :-/

Jul 23

inkyblacknight:

i will never not reblog this post

Jul 23

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

dracch:

crabcinogenetikitty:

dracch:

lordcaliborn:

what the home is fuckstuck

what the stuck is homefuck

Fuck the home is whatstuck

Stuck the fuck is homewhat

by dr. seuss

Jul 23

meggannn:

fourtris-divergent:

One day your child will bring home a friend and introduce them and they’ll have the name of a fictional character and you silently whisper “I can’t believe their parents were in ‘that’ fandom!”

#i don’t care how cute he is you can’t hang out with cullen anymore